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tit jaw

(n) (insult) A big mouth. The owner of the tit jaw usually has a mouth that's too large, sometimes meaning they talk too much. Can also be used to mean that the person eats too much. Also used to evoke baby-like images of the person.
Damn, Natalie. He's got the body, but just look at that ugly tit jaw.
by The Other Shoe January 18, 2017
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Tit Block

Cock blocking between girls. When your friend is getting in the middle of you and a significant other or a one night stand. Basically stopping your love life. Tit blocking is used when your friend doesn't have anyone else and doesn't want to be the only single girl in the group, or when your drunk and ready to climb into the taxi with creepy Steve from HR.-example
Why are you tit blocking me?
by Vicky hearty February 17, 2015
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tit the cunt

Billybob: Dennis my server doesn't seem to be responding where do I start?
Dennis: Please tell me you have already tit the cunt, I can't deal with your level of stupidity any more!
by Go55y May 13, 2021
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Tap tit monday

As there is a slap ass Friday, there is now a tap tit Monday all you do is tap their tit (if they are a girl)
“Hey Sarah!” *taps tit*

“Ow what was that for?!”
It’s tap tit Monday!”
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Get ya tits out

This day is the day where all the gal have to get their tits out or send a tity pic to they bf/gf.
Boy: “hey babe it’s October 18th get ya tits out”
Girl: “Well shit, here we go
by Bigshlonggang October 18, 2020
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Space hopper Metallica Tits

This tuna loving gnome known as the Sunderland leg humper will do anything for a latest squeeze.

Loves banging tins of tuna right up a fat snatch so far the bitch would taste it. John west has nothing on him.

This randy little trout sniffer often found in Arizona Sunderland sporting a Metallica t-shirt, sweat dripping from those dank pits.

Women from far and wide hunt him for his ginger locks
Space hopper Metallica tits says “oooh hitting town tonight, meet at the back of Arizona bitch

“I’d say let’s get a kebab on route home but al make u a tuna bake slag”
by Cum Dumps October 4, 2019
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Turbo Tits

The thought of so many tittys going through your head at an astronomical rate that you can't comprehend.
Friend 1: "hey dude... are you okay?"
Friend 2: "I just had an insane case of Turbo Tits"
Friend 1: "yeah...*looks down*...someone's happy"
by Pusywater March 17, 2023
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