tallahassee meat grinder

When you put a handful of ball bearings into your girls vagina before you pound it like a retard on bath salts

Last night I decided to try the old Tallahassee meat grinder. It sounded like a good idea but now my dick is purple and I can hardly walk.

by Jpv420 June 17, 2019

meat streak

The residue left by the male reproductive organ, typically left on something or someone.

He left a meat streak in the jar of Vaseline last night.

by a very fat raccoon June 19, 2019

Meat popsicle

Corn dog

Meat popsicles are just meat on a stick.

by Meaty popsicle February 21, 2019

Happy Meat

first you and your squad unite around a piece of raw pig meat, then you stab that meat for every dude,. then you rape the frick out of the meat. when your done with the meat, cook it and make a feast out of it

Dude 1: Dude that Happy meat was awsome
Dude 2: and tasty!

by Eigil221 February 28, 2019

Meat

spank some meat

Hey wanna beat my meat?

by hidudesitswensday March 2, 2019

the muddy meat dive

the act of doing the meat dive but instead of a vagina its an anus

oh god i need a shower i just did the muddy meat dive

by Plastic Catholic September 22, 2019

Bin-meat

Handing out things that would have otherwise gone in the bin.
Includes doing all the work to set up a goal then handing it to someone else at the last minute.

Jared has been handing out bin-meat all game so other people can score.

by Smacca September 28, 2019