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Butter Tard

a fool who smells bad and has butter pits frome ating too many butter tarts. Usually can't spell and makes lots of typos due to the fact their fat fingers are coated in butter tart.
This butter tard ate all my butter tards.
by mrpeepeplace October 8, 2023
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Butter

That’s so butter!
by Sushi1133 January 2, 2022
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Peanut butter necklace

It's like a pearl necklace but made of poop.
"Last night when my girlfriend passed out I gave her a peanut butter necklace because I am breaking up with her "
by MadResults December 22, 2024
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Butter Smuggler

A gentleman who sodomises another gentleman with the aid of a dairy product.
Those damned butter smugglers across the way want to marry! Over my dead body!
by RH Bobby Sands MP January 15, 2012
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Chug butter

The mixture of cum and shit during anal with sex continuing regardless
by Peen77 August 6, 2017
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Crunchy peanut butter mohawk

When you go to pee in an upward motion and squeeze to hard, resulting in a poopy accident. Due to natural instinct butt cheeks are clinched immediately causing a Mohawk like shape to the feces. With the rough texture and light Carmel color of the Mohawk, it gives a crunchy peanut butter look. The first and only crunchy peanut mohawk incident was during fall of 2022 by a gentlemen named Grant Parker.
“Oh my golly! I think I just released a crunchy peanut butter mohawk”
by aidangreen January 4, 2023
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Grilled Peanut Butter and Jelly Sandwich

A Heavenly Southern treat. Make a regular Peanut Butter and Jelly sandwich then butter the outside of the bread then grill in a frying pan until golden brown. Enjoy with a glass of milk.
Hey Connie, Mama made Grilled Peanut Butter and Jelly Sandwiches for lunch, I’ll pour us two glasses of milk.
by Ms Kitty Lorraine January 2, 2020
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