The Hastie Wastie

The act of fornicating whilst rolling around in a 3rd party’s vomit.

Adam: “hey Laura. I fancy you quite a bit. I know it’s our first date. Instead of a dick slap in the face how about the Hastie Wastie?”

Laura: “ a Hastie Wastie?”

Adam: “yes laura. Sandra vomited her chunky tomato soup outside on the doorstep. Let’s put my Agnus Monster into your Monica Cherrybrook whilst rolling around in juicy chunky tomato vomit”

Laura: “why yes Adam! Give me that vomit covered schlong”

by Nev2 November 2, 2018

Heather hastings

Heather hastings is fuckin awesome

I had a killer time with heather hastings today!!

by YB Tha Mac December 27, 2018

Mitchell Hastings

god's reincarnation,if you question his might he will press the nut button

Mitchell Hastings: geez that cunt is so cool he's a mitch games 247 he is like Mitchell Hastings
@Mitch games 247 on youtube

by Mitch is a freak February 13, 2019

Abdi Hassan

Abdi is a norwegian Curse word

You are such a Abdi Hassan

by AbdiErEnAbdi March 4, 2019

Soggy hash brown

When you take the old barfly home at last call, they're not great but they are there at the bottom of the bag and you won't be against taking it, but you're a little disappointed in yourself for it.

I took a soggy hash brown home at 3am. Look I'm not proud, but it happened.

by Vipcard3 March 17, 2019

bibbly hasho

One of the worst insults you can refer to a human as.

You are such a bibbly hasho!

by sterry_james May 8, 2019

Mr hasheem

A arabic teacher who sends deeav out of the classroom on a daily basis
He is also syrian and blows up buildings everyday
He rapes several white girls in his classroom such as Aliya,Kysrille,ola and melodi

Oh he is a Mr hasheem

by ObamaYoMamaNumber2 May 22, 2019