cool cat bad

cool cat bad is a term that is used to call someone or someting that is bad and a cool cat.

That shirt is cool cat bad.

by Brandon Kendrick April 15, 2004

Feral Cat

An exceptionally hot young lady who is mentally unstable demonstrating the traits of Borderline Personality Disorder. These woman often pick out a nice all American guy that is below their league in the looks department with a high earning potential, of logic mind, exceptionally stable mind, & responsible individuals. They tend to corrupt & ruin their victims & suitors. They can be compared to the "Sirens of the Odyssey". They become exactly what their suitor wants them to become & once committed are hell bent on inflicting emotional pain on their loved ones. Not to be confused with the kitten; Bobcat; Puma; Cougar; Jaguar... A Feral cat is not defined by age. I high number of divorced Pumas & Cougars are likely to be Feral Cats. 1 in 33 hot chicks are thought to be Feral Cats - BEWARE

My exwife; Nicole Richie; Paris Hilton; George Bush Daughters

I was married to a Feral Cat for 8 years of misery

by Kevin Coin September 6, 2007

Douche Cat

A cat who is a complete douche. If you attempt to make nice with him he will scratch your balls off and run off into the wild, possibly to destroy nigger cats. The reason for his hatred probably stems from the sexual acts preformed on him by his owner.

Joe: Hello kitty! Mind if I pet you?
Douche Cat: Fuck you! *Then Douche Cat claws your balls off and runs away*
Joe: Douche Cat is a douche!

by Douchecatisadouche December 9, 2008

crazy cat lady

That old lady that lives down the street from you that has over a dozen cats named after each of her exboyfriends that have done her wrong.

"The crazy cat lady makes me nervous...she's always walking around, screaming at her cats with a meat cleaver."

by N0body Unkn0wn June 11, 2006

this cat just j

slang for rough violent sex, mainly used by discord users.

man: this cat just j
woman:fuck me hard

by pabbers66 May 11, 2021

yellow cat

Street slang for heroin.

Referenced in the Sublime song "Greatest Hits" in the lyric:
"Well I got my yellow cat and my wooden baseball bat."

Erica - "I gotta hit up my dealer for some yellow cat, I'm tryin' to nod."
Erica's friend - "You're a fucking retard..."

by Ricky Gonzalez III February 3, 2014

the house cat

a morning ritual wherein a furry individual presents his or her anus to a second party who is sleeping soundly. Should the second party fail to arise, the "house catter" firmly presses his or her crusty anus against the nose and/or mouth of the recipient. Masturbation on the part of the catter is optional but encouraged.

"My butt is mad crusty today man; do you think Joe'd be into the house cat?"

by emmerbembu September 30, 2011