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Lung Butter 

The viscous, yellow-green fluid coughed up after playing a reeded instrument for a prolonged period of time. Such as a clarinet or the bagpipes
Man 1: i played my pipes for three hours yesterday and had to cough up about four pounds of lung butter.

Man 2: dude that's gross why don't you just quit the band?
Man 1: because highlanders is life.
Lung Butter by Therealrothman November 24, 2016
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dookey butter

The residue left over after two gay guys having sex.
After a passionate night of sex we found dookey butter on our bed.
dookey butter by Crushedbyfatguy December 23, 2016

peanut butter pooper

A person, who leaves large dollops of "peanut butter like" shit on the inside of the toilet bowl. Usually found at the workplace, but can occur in the home. The peanut butter pooper is notoriously hard to identify, and is thought to be a supernatural/mythical being in Indian cultures of the American southwest.
The "peanut butter pooper" had struck again, leaving large clumps of crap all over the toilet bowl in the employee break-room.

Truffle butter 

Whe after fucking her ass a mixture of shit, cum (semen) right after goes on going in her pussy
So we were doing anal and she said she wanted to do a truffle butter that she saw in a porn video so i went from ass to that pussy
Truffle butter by Unicorn bob January 18, 2017

dutter butter 

He was such a dutter butter when he commited to beating sabrina in battleships.
dutter butter by Dutter Butter January 19, 2017

Taint Butter 

The residue that appears on ones taint after a period of no showering
Hey Jose, I haven't showered in a while i'm starting to get taint butter.
Taint Butter by Bobbetr January 24, 2017

Peanut butter passout

This is when you eat too much peanut butter too quickly without a beverage, and it coats your throat so much that you can't breath and you pass out.
I told him that peanut butter passout was the breathing version was of an ice cream headache. He thought I was making this shit up!