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Your Mom

Can be made into a song
Your mom(pause, pause,pause)
On a Saturday Night (pause)
And through a Sunday Evening (pause,pause)
Your Mom (pause) AND I!!!!
by WolfClaw406 January 16, 2009
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Your Mom

is the nicest person I have ever met.
I went to Your Mom's house and she made me a batch of cookies and let me lay down in the Lazy Boy. She then proceeded to cover me up with a cozy wool blanket and told me I was a nice boy.
by goldenwater2245 November 6, 2007
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Your Mom

An insult given typically when one has been defeated in an argument but does not want to admit it. People who give this insult may also lack wit and originality, or simply may be obnoxious. It spun off of the largely popular yo mamma jokes.
Person A: You see, you're popular because you developed early and started giving handjobs when you were twelve and now you can't stand to look at yourself in the mirror because all you see is a whore. So you pick on Meg to avoid the inevitable realization that once your body is used up by age 19 you're going to be a worn out, chalky skinned burlap sack that even your step dad won't want. How's that? Am I in the ballpark?

Person B: Yeah, well... your mom.
by LogicLikeaBoss April 4, 2011
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Your Mom

When I banged your mom last night, the neighbors complained about the noise
by Raider Hater June 10, 2006
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Your mom

I have sex with your mom...
by God June 10, 2006
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Your mom

Me: Your mom gay

Them: *dies*
by I’m.a.furry. June 18, 2018
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Your mom

by Captain coochie man March 5, 2019
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