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Scat Witch

A very attractive woman with a poop fetish, who picks up men that are well below her league and promises them sex in return for her being allowed to take a shit on their face.
Dude, I don't care how hot she was. I can't believe you let that Scat Witch take a shit in your mouth.
by Maverick Murdered Goose March 13, 2014
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Neighbors with benefits

Andrea: "Do you like her?"
Billy Bob: "We're just neighbors with benefits bro."
Andrea: "Man, I wish had a hot neighbor so I could get some benefits!"
by NWBro October 21, 2015
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Niggas With Asparagus

The rap group made up of the members, Ice Lettuce, Dr. Dressing, Eazy Bake, MCasear Salad, and DJ Peppa.
Hey did you see the movie "Strait Outta Croutons"? It's about the group Niggas With Asparagus.
by Salad John July 21, 2016
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call with the Netherlands

The excuse your team makes and tells your client when you are on a work trip with a team, and you had so much to drink the night before that you can't make it into work the next day with the rest of the team.
Client: Good morning. Where is Peng Peng this morning?

Team Member: Oh, she will be in later, she had a call with the Netherlands .
by KBomb August 11, 2016
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Scarlet Witch

Scarlet Witch's powers are telekinesis and mind control. She can also fly.
She gained her powers after some sort of experiment wich included the Mind Stone.
Is in team Captain America.
Is one of the most powerful Avengers.
Outlived brother Quicksilver and boyfriend Vision.
Brave, fierce, sarcastic and strong.
Also known as Wanda Maximoff
Played by Elizabeth Olsen
Scarlet Witch is extremely powerful. She suffered a lot.
by Wanda Maximoff June 28, 2019
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bare with me

What I'd honestly thought the hot-bodied gym-teacher had meant when she spoke to me while momentarily preoccupied with some paperwork prior to helping me with my workout; as you might imagine, I subsequently felt kinda stupid after seeing her shocked expression when she glanced back up from her desk --- still fully garbed in her own exercise-outfit --- and saw me standing there stark-naked in front of her.
Anytime a hot chick says, "bare with me", I prudently wait to see if she actually starts to disrobe herself before I drop my own trousers... she might have simply meant that she wanted me to be patient with her while she processed an unavoidable delay before joining and/or assisting me.
by QuacksO July 28, 2019
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sleeping with her ass out

Sleeping with her ass out is a sentence used to describe a woman pretending to sleep and intentionally making her ass visible. Women usually do this when they are horny but don't want to be the one to start it
I walked into my room to find her sleeping with her ass out
by OppWitSeriousMembers June 5, 2020
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