An employer or "Boss" who seeminlgy "wiggles" through obstructions and difficultsituations in the his place of business in order to bennefit his constant obsession for financial gain.
"we totally screwed that customer over, good thing our boss is The Wiggler, he'll get out us out of this jamb"
The act of draping one's limp penis over the shoulder of an unsuspecting victim from behind. The recipient of the "Wiggler" is usually sitting down and the actor standing up. There have been known incidences of the "Wiggler" to have been given to someone standing erect by somebody much, much larger than them. This method is also achieved more easily at an arena or stadium with tiered seating.