whack the beast

to masturbate the male reproductive organ commonly known as the penis.

Monty whacks the beast on a daily basis in school.

by Maurice Lung May 27, 2005

whackbag

1) An idiot, a stupid person.

2) A scrotum sack that has seen too much masturbation.

1) STFU, whackbag.

2) Dude, lay off the pr0n. Your whackbag is about to fall off.

by King Asshat XVIII of Asshatia July 20, 2005

WHACK!

An expression meaning "Not Good".

That's WHACK, yo! Kind of like when someone steals someone else's word - that's WHACK!

by Free My Willie January 16, 2007

wickedy whack

A term describing someone who is more then just regular whack.

Pat is so wickedy whack, he gets fisted in the ass by his mother all the time.

by Peter Carr June 11, 2006

sack-whack

The sack-whack is a sexual maneuver which is preformed mid-coitus between two, consenting or non-consenting individuals, with at least one of them (the receiver) being a male. The initiator (male or female) sits astride their partner (male) while receiving anal or vaginal penetration. When the initiator feels his/her partner is on the cusp of climaxing they will perform a quick, albeit sharp, open or closed handed strike against their partner’s scrotum. If performed correctly, this act will undoubtedly stave off the male’s orgasm and allow for a lengthier period of sexual stimulation for the initiator.

Bill: What happened with you and Sandy last night?
Tyrone: I had to sneep that bitch after she gave me a sack-whack.
Bill: Yeah, and then what happened?
Tyrone: We both felt awful, so we had a make up sandish.
Bill: Awesome!

by lammdawg April 24, 2008

Albanian weed whacker

When a guy gets such a gnarly meat spin, that his penis twirls so fast it chops his partner's pubes off.

Damn, did u see Max's wicked albanian weed whacker? He chopped off all of Patrick's pubes in like 4 seconds!

by whacknsplash555 May 4, 2010

a whack of

A quantity of something

Chicago offers a whack of bars. ('A whole whack of bars') in a a city, or a 'whack of tourists'. Most usually used to describe an abundance of something.

by LillyL August 2, 2006