win-whatever situation

You could either win or the outcome doesn't impact your life in a negative way, per se

Olivia- "So, I wanna email this 27yr old professional guy. I liked his personal ad and hes hot, but I don't think he wants to date an 18yr old and I don't like rejection" :/

Micky- "Well, email rejection is the least harsh form of rejection. The way I see it, its a win-whatever situation" :/

by MickyM0nk3y December 15, 2010

Shut up,Whatever,dont talk to me

Say this when a crazy bipolar bitch is mad at you for no reason at all, she just craves on drama

barbara:omg what did i do
mandy:you know what you did
barbara:um actually i dont
mandy:yes you do
barbara:" Shut up,Whatever,dont talk to me"

by alligator34455 June 28, 2009

In for 1! (or 2, 3, 4, whatever)

Slang used on various internet fora which translates to "I will partake in this particular purchasing option and purchase 1"

Internet Deal Website: "Sick awesome deal Alert - 80% off on extra-medium sized shirts - amazing deal!"

Person in comments section: In for 1! (or 2, 3, 4, whatever)

by anktaggrwl April 18, 2011

its whatever

what you say when you don't want to share ur true feelings or can't find the right words.

A: So how did that big interview go today

B: I blew it big time, couldnt find the place, arrived late and spilled coffee on my shirt. I left my references and resume at home and on top of that got a parking ticket while i was there

A: That sux

B: *resignedly* its whatever

by everydayluezer June 15, 2009

united states of whatever

cool song
i love it
horny kind of love is better though

cool poo

by meat stupid June 2, 2003

the fuck whatever

When you want to show you really don't care.

"You're a real pain in the ass Margaret!"
"The fuck whatever, Elizabeth."

by Speedsword July 29, 2016

Man, whatever your mom says

Man, whatever your mom says. This means that the sayer of this phrase is willing to do whatever your mom says. He has an extreme love for your mom and will do whatever she says. While saying this phrase, the sayer will shit his pants and also massive jizz bomb in his pants with the thought of doing whatever your mom says. With love, your mom.

Girlfriend: What do you wanna do babe?
Boyfriend: Man, whatever your mom says.
Girlfriend: Why does it smell like shit...DID YOU FUCKING JIZZ YOURSELF?!

by Your Awesome January 5, 2011