Water Pikey

An itinerant social parasite found living on a barge on the British waterway network of rivers & canals. They can often be seen chugging along on the water, as they have to move at least once a fortnight in order to avoid having to pay their way. They are easily differentiated from recreational waterway users by looking at the face - the recreational user will generally look a bit stressed whilst the water pikey will be grinning like a smug twat at the thought of how clever they are in avoiding having to contribute towards the cost of the services they use. Most of them hope to one day live on dry land, a desire generally realised following the dubious acquisition of a caravan and a Ford Transit with a towbar.

Bad news chaps, the Water Pikey is on the way in - that's our nice, peaceful day at work well & truly nixed.

Water Pikey by Honest_Jon March 21, 2019

Water Nipple 

When a boob is slightly under water (most bathtub scenes) and you can see a slightly discolored spot in the water where a nipple is hiding underneath the surface. Kind of like a cave dwelling spider, you know it's there but you can't quite see it.

Blayne-"Chase rewind I think I just saw Amy Smart's water nipple!"

Chase-"Holy shit that is her water nipple!, man I love "Mirrors."

Water Nipple by Zombie Jester February 17, 2009

water pussy 

Vagina that smells like roses and taste like Fiji water

That white bitch got some crazy ass water pussy...by the way that's a thing

water pussy by Nealemilee September 3, 2017

Water weight

The favorite excuse of nikocado avocado

Person 1: dude you are so fat
person 2:its just water weight

Water weight by 1in7.7billion April 20, 2021

Water Polo

The best sport in the world. The sport real men play that requires strength and endurance. One of the hardest sport known to man. water polo players are the strongest people. All the chicks go for water polo guys. When people talk shit about it it's only because they can't do it themselves. One of the roughest sports ever.

Boy1: Dude I made the Basketball team!

Boy2: I made the Water Polo team.

Boy 1:(Speechless)

Boy: Hey, can you come to my baseball game.

Girl: Sorry, Watching the boys water polo game.

Water Polo by Ingoman94 November 27, 2012

Water Warfare

Water Warfare, unbeknownst to most, is a wargame/hobby played in a similar manner to Paintball, Airsoft, Nerf, & Laser Tag, involving pressurized water guns, balloons, refill bottles, balloon launchers, hoses, buckets, and/or other water dispensing equipment. T he game as a whole is generally restricted to close quarters combat, resulting in demanding, fast paced games that require different tactics & strategies.

Counting hits can be tricky, w/ a few ways to do it. Worn targets may be used, or the honor system relied upon. Despite tricky water approximation, most groups work w/ the honor system. Objectives can be anything from elimination to capture-the-flag, & games are played almost anywhere outdoors by anyone. The equipment also costs far less than for other wargames.

Assassins is also often played w/ water guns, but these games are Assassins, not Water Wars. Assassins is no more of a Paintball game when played w/ markers than it is a water war w/ water guns.

Tryhards & tough guys often look down upon Water Warfare, stating preference to the more expensive war games simply because "they hurt", as if that makes them tougher. Others are insecure, thinking that carrying a water gun makes them childlike. However, many dislike Water Warfare for legitimate reasons, such as the difficulty of counting hits & the close-range constraint. The nature of Water Warfare combat is very distinct from other games which some enjoy & some do not, though many have never played it.

To prepare for Water Warfare in the summer, Bob built a water balloon shelter in his backyard, stocked with water refill bottles, CPS 2500's, Monster XL's, and a various collection of homemade PVC water cannons and water balloon launchers.

Water Warfare by t3hb1gb0i March 21, 2011

water park wet 

The act of juices flowing uncontrollably from a woman's genitalia.

Blain got that girl water park wet!!

water park wet by The hung October 23, 2013