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dog waffle

Result of a shoe being imbossed upon a dog turd.
Rick stepped on a dog fece and created a dog waffle.
by Lydia April 9, 2005
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waffle stompers

Boots or shoes with big tread resembling a waffle iron.
"It looks like someone stomped the victim to death. It looks like the were wearing Mikey Waffle Stompers, men's size 11."
by Shelly Bozdog August 4, 2006
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Waffle Ass

the impression that is left on a girls ass after she has pressed it against a chain link fence to have sex with a man on the opposide side of the fence
That Army/Airforce girl was so hard up for dick she got waffle ass fucking that detainee
by Bucca Bandit October 16, 2008
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Waffle Ho

Any Waffle House waitress (known as a "Salesperson") who cleans another waitresses table just to steal her tip.
Don't you let Dee anywhere near your table, you know she a Waffle Ho!
by Vervain December 13, 2005
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Waffle Run

the act of heading to an all night diner, such as Waffle House, to soak up the booze after a heavy night of partying.
Hey dude, we're gonna need to take a "Waffle Run" later if you even think I'm gonna take another shot.

Sure thing, bro.
by The Mello Chello July 26, 2011
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waffle trap

slang term for the mouth when telling someone to shut up. synonymous with pie hole, cum dumpster, etc.
clasp your goddamn waffle trap...
by ravenflesh June 23, 2008
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icing the waffle

Fucking the girl against a fence, and you cum on her face, as she has the imprint of the fence on her face. -Garret
I fucked her so hard on the fence, that I was icing the waffle.
by Garrettandthefence November 25, 2016
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