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Jake Velox

jakevelox - to forcibly threaten someone to rub your pussy, to use your power to threaten someone to fucking kill themself
verb
"GET THE FUCK HERE OR I'LL JAKE VELOX YOU'RE ASS TO THE MOON!"
by Aezerix June 7, 2018
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Desert Velocity

Desert Velocity is a perfect team who will have ups and downs and at the end we will always stick together๐Ÿ’—๐Ÿ’—๐Ÿ’—๐ŸฅŽ๐ŸฅŽ They are undefeated and CHAMPIONS!๐Ÿ’—
E1 Prospects - Omg did you see Desert Velocity beat Corona Angels

Xtereme- Really? WOW
by i_love_you_๐Ÿ’— June 15, 2019
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The Velociraped'r

The famed serial rapist who stalks his victims by lurking in the bushes, generating deep, aggressive dinosaur- like vocalizations before leaping out, talons bearing down on them.

His identity is unbeknownst to the masses bc he dresses, unsurprisingly, like a velociraptor.
Damn, man, did you see the latest murder this weekend? No doubt the work of The Velociraped'r!
by Weaselwarrior December 10, 2020
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Duex Veloce

No one actually knows what it means.

Pronounced Doochi Voochi.
Oh no! Duex Veloce has passed me allready...
by Barry B33 B3nson January 2, 2021
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JP Velociraptor

Short for Jurassic Park Velociraptor, this is either a Velociraptor that is actual from JP or one clearly more based on JP than anything science has said. Notable features of most JP Velociraptors include having few or no feathers, pronated hands, being bizarrely large for Velociraptor, slit crocodilian eyes, and an inaccurate skull shape.
"I got really excited for this new dinosaur movie that got announced but all the velociraptors were JP velociraptors," "Aw, that sucks,"
by Debleb January 16, 2021
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Zef Velovic

Zef Velovic is the smartest person in the math class
by Fez Civolev May 5, 2022
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Tokio Velour

The best writer in the fake community. Tolkien's successor and the most beautiful geisha in existence. The eternal witch of the moon and supreme of the Velour coven.
by gold plate August 7, 2022
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