Jakarta Twizzler

Unique to Southeast Asia and popular among European tourists. A naked male, usually wearing glitter and a dusting of curry powder, gently kneads your buttocks and sprinkles the powder on your balloon knot. He coaxes his shaved monkey wife to stroke your genitalia and gently probe your anus with a long stick of red licorice. When nearing your climax, he donkey punches the beast with a severed monkey paw, causing the her to grip your testicles, resulting in your red hot orgasm.

I got really drunk on my vacation and blew 5 euros on a Jakarta Twizzler.

by The Donut Fairy May 15, 2016

tizzent

British slang, a synonym for taint or gooch, describing the skin between the scrotum and the anus. Tizzent is a shortening of the two words: it isn't.

Cheerio, old chap. Why don't you bend over and let me tickle your tizzent?

What's a tizzent?

Well, tizzent your balls and tizzent your arsehole.

by Corey Lynch is The Gump 69 March 9, 2008

Thwizzing

To rub rigorously on your male genitalia until ejaculation occurs.

I was thwizzing last night when my daddy walked in.

by srpeters23 November 27, 2009

Tizzed

When someone is very intoxicated.

You’re so tizzed rn.
Wow I’m very tizzed.

by postsimone September 12, 2018

Twizzer

Colloquialism for vagina. Only ever used twice in the Eddie Murphy movie Boomerang by Martin Lawrence, then David Alan Grier and probably by no-one else before or ever again.

"Someone's not hitting the twizzer!!"

by SpencerElden July 1, 2008

Twizzle

A slang counter-culture based reference from the south which eludes to someone being extremely wired amped tweaking on crystal methamphetamine dizzle crank.

That girl. . .after snorting a few lines, went from a lady to looking like a twizzle-tweaked back alley drug whore--in under ten minutes!

by Bobby Revell December 14, 2008

Tizzle

A very blatent lie. An obvious made up story. The extreme lie may have come from a very slight event that may have happened, but even then the tizzle always finds a way to strike.

" Omg what a tizzle"
" Why does he always tizzle us?"
" Yaaa tizzling everyone"
"Super tizzler"
"Tizzling to the maximus"

by Jonathan torchia December 9, 2008