Muffin twin is the best person you can imagine. Not everyone can have a muffin twin in their life, but if you have a chance, then you should grab it ASAP. Don't let muffin twin go - it's a win for you and that person will be your best friend for lifetime.
Muffin twins are also gorgeous, they connect with you on a deeper level and their sense of humor is just the best.
It's hard to find a muffin twin, but it's worth searching.
Muffin twins are also gorgeous, they connect with you on a deeper level and their sense of humor is just the best.
It's hard to find a muffin twin, but it's worth searching.
Person 1: Who is that fabulous person?
Person 2: Oh, this is my muffin twin!
Person 1: I wish I had one - it's so perfect!
Person 2: I know, but it's just mine.
Person 2: Oh, this is my muffin twin!
Person 1: I wish I had one - it's so perfect!
Person 2: I know, but it's just mine.
by Muffin twin January 1, 2019
Get the Muffin twinmug. When one twin is clearly more attractive, cool, or likable than the other twin. After suffering through a lifetime of people asking where the "hotter" or "funnier" twin is, the less desirable twin inevitably forms a "chip" on his or her shoulder, thus making the chip twin even less enjoyable to be around.
1.
Party host: "Where is Andy? I love that guy. He's hilarious."
Chip twin: "Why is everyone always asking me where Andy is? How should I know? I don't know where he is all the time! I'm just as funny as he is!"
Party host: "Listen chip twin, you're not invited unless you are with Andy. Robin didn't go around trying to fight crime on his own."
2.
Guy at bar: "So how do you two know each other?"
Chip twin: "We're twins."
Guy: "No, seriously. How do you know each other?"
Chip twin: "We are twins."
Guy: "Come on. Seriously, how do you know each other?"
Chip twin: "You're an asshole."
*Twins walk away*
Guy: "What did I say?"
*Guy 2 walks up*
Guy 2: "Fucking chip twins, man."
Party host: "Where is Andy? I love that guy. He's hilarious."
Chip twin: "Why is everyone always asking me where Andy is? How should I know? I don't know where he is all the time! I'm just as funny as he is!"
Party host: "Listen chip twin, you're not invited unless you are with Andy. Robin didn't go around trying to fight crime on his own."
2.
Guy at bar: "So how do you two know each other?"
Chip twin: "We're twins."
Guy: "No, seriously. How do you know each other?"
Chip twin: "We are twins."
Guy: "Come on. Seriously, how do you know each other?"
Chip twin: "You're an asshole."
*Twins walk away*
Guy: "What did I say?"
*Guy 2 walks up*
Guy 2: "Fucking chip twins, man."
by ChetWhitlock September 25, 2014
Get the Chip Twinmug. guy 1: bro I finished for 15 seconds last night with that fat girl
guy 2: shit, that was cardio, did u lift some heavy a*s weight
guy 1: that's something tren twins would say
guy 2: shit, that was cardio, did u lift some heavy a*s weight
guy 1: that's something tren twins would say
by krastewwlift May 8, 2023
Get the Tren twinsmug. "Daaaamn, b. I just got smacked square in the Olsen Twins"
"He'd better not, or I'll give him a kick to his Olsen twins"
"He'd better not, or I'll give him a kick to his Olsen twins"
by Blatantperve January 20, 2005
Get the Olsen Twinsmug. by gabbyXlove October 24, 2006
Get the twin dragonsmug. Skany no talent girls that got famous because they're pretty. Or because who ever hired them was on crack.
They dress really though.
They dress really though.
Mary-Kate is so hated that people actaully believe that shes slitting her wrists, anorexic, and a coke addcit all at once.
by Elisabeth Sherman November 24, 2004
Get the Olsen Twinsmug. Coach: "What do you two have that no other figure skating team has?"
Chazz: "Twin Dongs."
Coach: "Exactly"
Chazz: "Twin Dongs."
Coach: "Exactly"
by Marty S from CA April 20, 2008
Get the Twin Dongsmug.