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trouser snake

A new Kik term for a guy's penis
Boy in Kik room: anyone wanna see my snake?

Girl 1) uh, it's your pet right?
Girl 2) no unless it's not a trouser snake

Boy: if you're such beanie hats ladies, I'll leave your comments up for interpretation

( Boy leaves room)
by Sexydimma March 28, 2021
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Attentive Trouser Phobia

the extreme or irrational fear that a pair of pants from your closet will gain sentience and be able to walk on its own.
Mason: dude why do you lock your closet door?
Gio: what if my pants unhang themselves in the middle in the night and watch me while I sleep?

mason: thats the most extreme and (or) irrational fear I've ever heard of...
Gio: I have Attentive Trouser Phobia ever since that one episode of jimmy neutron.
by Gio_At_Nite August 7, 2022
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Trouser Work

Mike really needed a seamstress for his trouser work, but what he got was a handjob.
by _Sped_ August 7, 2022
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Trousers

trousers meansbra
hey wilma, give me my trousers my cherries are sagging
by poo agaib February 20, 2022
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left trouser legger

the boss just invited me to an event at his lodge! I had no idea that he was a left trouser legger
by jonny bogroll the eigth November 24, 2024
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