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Intestine Tapper

A person who, by intention or by poor aim, inserts their penis into another person/animals' anus.
Guy: "Am I in yet?"
Gal: "We need to stop having sex with the lights off intestine tapper."
by jwb71 July 24, 2011
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Cow Tipper

There is always that guy who is a "man whore" but usually just sleeps with ugly bitches this guy is called a Cow Tipper
"Yeah dude I sleep with a lot bitches "

"Darius those bitches were ugly I dont know if I feel bad for you or your penis you cow tipper"
by Gailisaqueerfucker February 25, 2017
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Tipper

diminutive of Tip Rat – a woman of rather loose morals, easily willing to engage in sexual and intercourse and or fellatio with a wide array of partners
by The TWG October 22, 2008
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Topher

A tall lanky dirty bastard who drives a civic and puffs on the vape like a fuck nut. Takes care of his buddies dog and takes a ride on the red rocket express. He's super suave with dudes and gives a good header according to Tyler.
Adam : Dude I totally saw topher chuffing his vape in his civic last night.

Tyler: What time because he gave me a header at 10?
by Butt Valen August 10, 2016
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tapper

n. An extremely unattractive woman who attempts to gain male attention by any means.
Originated from hookers in windows who were too ugly to attract patrons that they had to "tap" on the glass to get attention.
How was that party last night Jim?
It would have been fun Carl, but there was this tapper that wouldn't go away.
by CKlo August 9, 2007
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jasmyn tupper

a world renown swimmer who was born in portland oregon

she is currently dating emo/goth/punk internet celebrity Zac Rayniak
Chaz: hey Ben who is your favorite swimmer?
Ben: Jasmyn Tupper duhhh
by that one kiddaroo April 9, 2008
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Topher

A person preferably but can also be a thing. Lovable but threatening and can cause you to have withdraws. The withdraws you may accure are usually called topherculitus; wanting of the topher.

Topher is commonly also a persons name. A person of amazing and different qualities, rare.
"Oh my god"
"What!?"
"Did you see that Topher?"
"No, I cant believe I missed it!!"

or

"I miss topher"
"I know the feeling"
*faints on floor* "Sorry I am just suffering from topherculitus"
by The 1 to <3 March 2, 2010
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