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tools with SoAlz 

The pure definition at a man’s man. He eats impact drivers and small fasteners for breakfast and washes it down with Makita fan girl tears. He’s a brute of a man, standing at 8’19” tall and weighing just shy of 800 pounds and still wears a shmedium size shirt. The only thing that can hurt this man is a punch to the gut by a Ridgid store rep telling him they are discontinuing the high torque hammer drill (which would crush any man’s soul). He’s know to frolic around the tool section at Home Depot and has also been seen climbing the face of the Hoover dam with nothing but a shop vac and a pair of made in the USA Milwaukee deep reach needle nose pliers. He currently resides in the mountain ranges of the central plains where he has made a following on social media and thrives on his OFs channel featuring him and of course a hammer drill.
Wow, look at that SoAlz! He’s a real impact!

It’s a bird, it’s a plane, oh it’s just Tools with SoAlz.

I saw a SoAlz once, then I walked away.
tools with SoAlz by KansasTools November 1, 2023
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when a fart is silent but really stinky.

synonym:SBD, silent but deadly.
Bob: i didn't hear anything, but it smells.
Tim:I mute tooted. ahah.
mute toot by Eric F. Bruns October 12, 2009

Boob Toot 

exhaling into a single female breast causing a soft flatulent sound
Boob Toot by ChillywillyN May 21, 2015

Prosta-Toot 

It's when you're having sex with a hooker, and in the middle of making love, either you or her let out a clearly audibly fart, a good way to kill the mood right then and there (unless that's your thing)
Hooker: Sir, come back! I didn't mean to prosta-toot on purpose!
Prosta-Toot by Metallicajunkie October 20, 2018

Cooter toot 

A cooter toot is the sound of an extremely large, but fowl smelling pocket of air being released from the vaginal region of a woman. The cooter toot has a smell in compression to a rotting pig carcass or carcasses depending on the age or kill count of the woman. You can use a cooter toot as a reference on how many men she has been with.
Last night I went down on my girlfriend and she had a “cooter toot

Do you smell that, I think the girl behind me had a “cooter toot
Cooter toot by The salty underdog November 1, 2018

Nyc Thots 

They are the worst of the worst. Aids on all on they fingers, they pussies built like a STD hive, they ain't got no morals. Not all thots are bad but you find that certain thot that make yo dick do the stinky leg and you done. You ain't never recovering partner.
Me: You heard what happened to joey?
Them: Nah what happened?
Me: He fucked around with them Nyc Thots.
Them: Damnnnn his dick is no longer with us homie....
Nyc Thots by Yoinkey April 22, 2019

Chipmunk Thots 

A Chipmunk Thot is much considered to be like a Chippette, from Alvin and the Chipmunks. Also they fuck to make Chipetteettes.