toot

A mild explosion between the legs.

Ewww You tooted

by ololbobobo January 29, 2017

skoogle toots

1. The male version of a "qweef". 2. The male equivalent to skittle tits

1. Jason skoogle tooted in her face right before he came.

2. He hates on her skittle tits, but he should spend some time working on his own skoogle toots.

by MannaDing February 8, 2017

Mouth Toot

The process of farting in someone's mouth in a sexual manner.

Emma did a mouth toot into his mouth, it was what he needed to finish

by tromrom February 9, 2017

Toot rig

a squated shitbox, mostly tahoes, silverados, and f-150s

aye bruh, lemme drive the toot rig

by mr tooted up December 2, 2020

Number Tooted

How someone would explain in a cute way farting and alittle shit comes out.

Oh my goodness I just Number Tooted!

by Ronsconsin December 3, 2020

cracker-toot

White people that are cracked out on meth or crank.

That cracker-toot was hiding in my backyard when the police came looking for them.

by Carmenkcruea October 15, 2021

Toot tail

A penis, opposite of a toot (vagina).

“Mamaw! Pepaw has a toot tail”

by iiluvtharein October 28, 2021