Toni

(Tone-eee Also seeen as a "manbeast" she/he is slightly on the obese side very oppalumpa looking. Dark, hairy (anywhere else but her head & alsoo BEASTLY. Ahem; she comes with a bigass caution sign. she also is equipped with a "BEEP BEEEP BEEEP WIDE LOAD" when she backs up.

-SORRY BUT SHE IS NOT SOLD IN STORES !

"Why that manbeast Toni think D'angelo like her?"

beast, obese. dark, ugliee, hoochie, uglisha, stankbutt, toni

by -Anonoymous June 29, 2009

tonino

literally the smallest animal you would ever see! ever, no joke

omg did u guys see that tonino? me either

by basically a joke January 1, 2017

thnikkaman

One who or thing that breaks concentration and/or kills productivity and/or causes one to get excited about something that normally isn't very spectacular but became amazing simply by association. Often referred to as a weapon of mass de-innovation.

When losing concentration: Well, I'll just, uh, put these pants on— Oh, thnikkaman! It's a thnikkaman! *drops pants and runs off*

Killing productivity: When building a monument to one's self, stay clear of any Thnikkamen, otherwise you will be compelled to stop working to go ask for some.

Mediocrity made spectacular:
Mom: Did you have a good Holiday this Decemberween?
Kid: Oh Ya! The Thnikkaman left blank 8-Track tapes in my slippers this year, and then randomly cold called me with a discount travel package! Best Dethemberween ever!

As a weapon: I would like to see you stay focused staring down the barrel of a loaded thnikkaman!

by StarFanRunner March 24, 2010

toni

massive simp for boys far away in england. will shag u for a crumpet and some weetabix

wow toni's talking to a boy from where?

by poppyhueee May 29, 2020

toniqua

Stupid thot who big and talk loud as fuck.

Damn she look like a toniqua with that body and mouth

by DaGodBox January 22, 2017

Tonic

1. A weak curative potion in Final Fantasy VI (III) that cures 50 hp.

2. A good example of late 90s wussrock that kids today unfortunately will no longer get to here, instead being stuck with Lady Gaga and faux-indie bands like Death Cab For Cutie.

All I have is a tonic... I can't survive the next attack.

I have Tonic's CD, lemon parade

by Downvoting Victim July 16, 2011

Toni

A bipolar ass bitch. Someone who will flirt with everyone else except the current dude she is torturing. She likes to think she's pretty but usually cuts her allopecia hair and 9 head out of pictures

Toni has a a new love of her life

by Parker Kane February 22, 2020