tippydicking

when you get your legs surgically removed and attach penises but you wanna sneak around more like a ninja

I'm just tippydicking to yo mama's house tonight

by sonicbruh April 12, 2021

Tipple

The blood and shit on your toilet paper, after wiping too much or too hard.

R' Dovi Rabinowitz: Man, this Covid wont let up. Had diarrhea for 10 days. BH I lost my smell.
R' Yaakov Falkowitz: Tipple?
R' Dovi Rabinowitz: You can say that again! Day 1 was 80% shit and 20% blood; today was 80% blood, 19% shit, and 1% corn.
R' Yaakov Falkowitz: I'll take the corn if it's free!

-By lexiconologist Shloman Norman

by Shloman Norman January 12, 2022

Cow Tippin'

Seducing and sleeping with fat chicks.

Q:"I'm gonna get at this hottie over here, can you handle her fat friend?"
A:"Hell yeah, I'm goin' Cow Tippin' tonight, baby!"

by Maijala April 7, 2011

Nip Tipping

When a female inserts her nipple inside the tip of the man's penis.

Dude!!! Me and Emily were Nip Tipping

Nice Brahhh

by SeebeySeebs August 5, 2011

Cow Tipper

There is always that guy who is a "man whore" but usually just sleeps with ugly bitches this guy is called a Cow Tipper

"Yeah dude I sleep with a lot bitches "

"Darius those bitches were ugly I dont know if I feel bad for you or your penis you cow tipper"

by Gailisaqueerfucker February 25, 2017

Tippy

the state of intoxication between tipsy and drunk; almost drunk

How are you doin?" "Feelin tippy" "Did you mean tipsy??" "No, closer to drunk, so....tippy?

by TippyTime April 21, 2011

tipping

the act of briskly licking sperm off the tip of one's penis

She began tipping my penis after i masturbated and some sperm sticked on the tip of my penis.

by sneakygreeky8 December 2, 2010