1 definition by Shloman Norman

Tipple

The blood and shit on your toilet paper, after wiping too much or too hard.

R' Dovi Rabinowitz: Man, this Covid wont let up. Had diarrhea for 10 days. BH I lost my smell.
R' Yaakov Falkowitz: Tipple?
R' Dovi Rabinowitz: You can say that again! Day 1 was 80% shit and 20% blood; today was 80% blood, 19% shit, and 1% corn.
R' Yaakov Falkowitz: I'll take the corn if it's free!

-By lexiconologist Shloman Norman

by Shloman Norman January 12, 2022