All Timer

when two people are attracted to each other but dont go out every time theu see each other they kiss each other ( french kiss ) even if the two people have gf or bf they still do it, but they dont tell their gf or bf

F: want to kiss me
M: hell yeahh !! lets make it an all timer
F: OKAYY !!!
*** three months past they meet ***
M: hello
F: sorry i cant i have a bf
M: hoo gives a fuck he wont find outt
F: okayy thenn
** her bf sees them **
BF: stupid coww !!!!!!!!!!!


moral of this childrenn ;;
DONT DO AN ALL TIMERR !!!

by SexxGodd December 29, 2008

All-timers Disease

A reference to Alzheimer’s disease, there’s nothing funny about this. All-timer meaning an elderly individual, which are known to have this disease. There is nothing worse than losing your mind.

Ray: Why hasn’t Zachary been is class?

Kalder: He’s in Dallas visiting his grandparents, one of which is suffering from all-timers disease.

by ZachAttack94 April 29, 2019

Short Timers

When a person gets promoted and has to stay in their current position for a week or two.

Mike's got Short Timers man! He took vacation for the last 4 days in his current position!

by me February 24, 2006

Timber monkey

Majestic northern Indiana native woodland bushy-tailed squirrel.

I got attacked by a timber monkey while eating a peanut butter sandwhich on a hike.

by Money Bum January 2, 2010

justin timberlake

a Freakin idiot. His balls have not quite dropped yet, this can be noted from his justified album which isnt any better than a charlotte church christmas CD- her voice sounds like a bloke's compared to justin's. This man, er should i say, munchkin, thinks he is hot stuff with his hats (yes, he accessories, how queer eye) and baggy homie trackies, but his real intention of these so called trademarked items are to conceal the fact that he has no balls (hence the loose pants, while the hat covers up the dick he has on his forehead. What Justin really should do is go back to his boyband N*SYNC where his airy fairy playmates can give him the homosexual love he craves; he just wasnt meant to be a solo artist.

"hey fred, that boy band hanson have just come back with their new song, man, even this beats justin timberlake!"

"oh my god eddy with that unbroken voice of yours and that homie outfit you could pass for a justin timberlake! please ditch your style before we all ditch you."

by puffskanx December 25, 2004

timberjack

Mascot for the most badass high school in Northern California.

Man, we got out ass kicked my the timberjacks on Friday night.

by ryanocar May 13, 2008

lucy timmermans

is wonderful,amazing,pretty and is stir crazy!she once tried to persuade teachers to introduce a firemans pole instead of stairs...honestly! she adores artichokes,sheep and Hello kitty.The amazing girl can fly don't you know? SHE(lucy)hates green in all shades.

I was born in Tooting!!!
artichokes rule
is it because i is green...
do i look fetching!!!!
the uninvisale christmas tree.....(the good times!)

by booo September 15, 2004