a parking ticket 

an unpleasant surprise

a Roman Catholic family in a mainly WASP (White Anglo Saxon Protestant) neighborhood comes home from church to find the words "alieni ite domum" (latin phrase meaning strangers go home/strangers are not welcome" scratched into their front door.

the father, upon seeing this, says: ah those Confederists again. What a parking ticket. I guess we'll just have to repair the damage, maybe even repaint the door.

a parking ticket by Uncle Dimma January 18, 2013

french parking ticket 

1) when you're making out with someone and they keep their mouth to closed to slip your tongue in.
2) when you go to slip your tongue in while making out and your partner bites or just closes their mouth to keep you out.

I was making out with Sabrina when all of a sudden she gave me a french parking ticket!

french parking ticket by MattsRight August 19, 2013

On my ticket 

When somebody won't be a part of a team or won't be invited to somewhere.

(The House of Cards, S3E11).

"You should consider a career on the stage ( because he sure as hell isn't gonna be on my ticket).

On my ticket by Inok007 June 21, 2016

ski lift ticket

Slang for cocaine

Hey bro, I'm looking for some ski lift tickets for the weekend... you have any?

ski lift ticket by BigDSco April 19, 2018

Rip your ticket

Phrase meaning: To completely destroy someone in the sack/bed. To leave one unable to move after intercourse.

Allison told Cody I want to "rip your ticket".

Rip your ticket by McDoobie&McBongsJointTreatment June 14, 2018

Rip your ticket

(Verb) To completely destroy one (or more) person in the sack/bed. Leaving one motionless after climax.

A: Are you gonna go to the movies?
C: I'll be there this weekend.
A: Good I'll see you there; and "rip your ticket".

Rip your ticket by McDoobie&McBongsJointTreatment June 17, 2018

Expired Lottery Ticket 

Defines a woman aged over 40 who is well past her shag prime, but still eager to get laid (ideally by a younger and more financially successful male). This woman probably shagged most of Def Leppard, Poison,Motley Crue and Metallica back in the 1980s and could be old enough to be your Mum.

Back in the day, a top quality knocker but now her tits have sagged and her vagina is more open than the Schengen Area of the EU. Hence the term 'Expired Lottery Ticket' - you shouldn't want to cash her gash.

Donna is such an expired lottery ticket - she craves any young guy with a dick and a job despite being close on to 50!

Expired Lottery Ticket by Adolf Trump-Farage September 19, 2018