pumpkin pressure

Being pressured to change your twitter profile to match a Halloween theme

In October the pumpkin pressure is really annoying

by jh5g April 19, 2018

Redneck Pressure Washer

When you leave skid marks in the Toilet and you wash them off with your Piss.

I cleaned the Toilet mess with the Redneck Pressure Washer

by Pressurepiss11 May 10, 2025

I’m under a lot of pressure

I’m trying to take care of my mom. I’m hoping she has at least 20 or 30 years. I’m going to have to start taking care of her.

But I also don’t have a girlfriend or children or a job right now… so I’m pretty worried about my future. My friend said “you know the truth. They don’t.” And said they have more to lose. He says I’m overreacting.

The future is looking really rough for me soon. I’m just worried if I’m going to make it or not.

I’m under a lot of pressure

by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker January 19, 2023

Pressure Gape

Whenever an individual has to take huge shit, especially because of eating a chili cheese omelet, hot sausage, a boiled egg, cabbage, and chasing it down with chocolate milk. Once your body starts digesting all your food the gas pressure starts to build. The gas comes out first followed by a turd. Therefor your asshole is gaped open.

Hey man, can you cover my station? I have to go pressure gape!

by covid-rubbers July 27, 2021

pier pressure

Trying to force someone to act in a certain way or perform a certain action by making him stand at da very edge of a platform so dat he fears falling off.

Captain Hook tried using "pier pressure" on Wendy --- i.e., telling her dat she either had to join him in his pirating escapades or walk da plank --- but fortunately Peter Pan arrived just in time, and freed Wendy and her friends before any harm befell them.

by QuacksO December 26, 2022

Pressure washing

The art of pissing into a person's bum hole at full force giving a pressure washer like effect

Tom- "I'm really into pressure washing, I did it to Connor last night"
Connor- "I would do it again are you free at 8?"

by Kiddy man February 24, 2025

pumpkin pressure

the use of persuasion or intimidation to make someone partake in Halloween festivities.

guy: there was a lot of pumpkin pressure this Halloween, people kept blasting my feeds with crappy spooky puns and my friends and family are trying to get me to do Halloween stuff to. Help me.

by magicchinchin April 19, 2018