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farmer’s glide

Farmer’s lube is the act of using grease that’s usually used to lubricate farm equipment, for sexual intercourse. It isn’t exactly slick and probably won’t feel amazing but it’s a rite of passage as you can never be real farmer until you’ve done this.
Her: did you bring lube?
Him: nah I brought farmer’s glide
Her: for fucksake Jim, we’re not that poor
by Luwelyn.moss May 4, 2023
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James Farmer

James Leonard Farmer Jr. was a civil rights activist and leader in the Civil Rights Movement "who pushed for nonviolent protest to dismantle segregation, and served alongside Martin Luther King Jr."
James farmer was a civil rights activist leader
by Leftnipple January 30, 2017
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Picture Farmer

A person who just goes around making people take pictures, without actually enjoying the event in which they are taking pictures.
Stop being such a picture farmer and come actually have some fun

Veronica is such a picture farmer, she never actually joins the party
by Stonechurch April 27, 2023
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cara farmer

The hottest person you will ever lye your eyes on she is the kindest soul you will meet, her eyes sparkle like the sun hitting the grass on a cool augest, she has a heart of a teddy bear and the soul of a care bear, but she is as feisty as a lion and her anger issues are an issue but her love and warmth is unberable her weirdness is loveable, she is the most amazing soul in the world
Everyone knows cara farmer as the most lovable person on earth.
by Harry styles.. June 28, 2021
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Cattle farmer

A person that purposely engages in sexual interactions with multiple overweight or obese people
John tried to cope with his breakup by regularly going to the bars and try his hand at becoming a cattle farmer
by Fluforon January 28, 2019
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Morgan Farmer

Truly the best! She is humble and always says otherwise but deep down she knows it's true. She is truly the best friend anyone could ever ask for.
Morgan farmer is my best friend because she is the best.
by Joseph.1234 December 4, 2022
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Buckwheat farmer

A description or derogatory for someone easy going, unskilled or useless.

It originates from the fact that Buckwheat is a crop that is extremely easy to grow in most climates and in even the poorest soil, hence requiring less skill from the farmer than more demanding crops.
Further Buckwheat is often used to condition soil for other crops, so the farmer really should be able to grow other primary crops in the conditioned soil, given that the farmer is active and skilled.
An alternate origin could be the black character in "The Little Rascals" series named Buckwheat who became synonymous with the picaninny character, attributing the characteristics of black/picaninny stereotype mixed with the word farmer to suggest that someone works with the skill and efforts of a picaninny stereotype.
"Go out and fix it you buckweat farmer"

"Don't let him do the job he is a buckwheat farmer"
by Sohave December 30, 2018
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