When someone has the background that suggests intelligence but is absolutely terrible at poker and any form of strategy games
by TonyBoloney November 30, 2020

A verb used to define the act of deep contemplation while listening to Citizen Cope and playing with a basketball alone in a highschool gymnasium
Guy 1: "Dude, have you seen Mike lately?"
Guy 2: "Nah man, I hear he's been coach cartering a lot"
Guy 1: "Damn..."
Guy 2: "Nah man, I hear he's been coach cartering a lot"
Guy 1: "Damn..."
by jipuktuk June 1, 2013

The one time self proclaimed king of rednecks. Was known to roam around his hometown in south Georgia in his obnoxious pickup truck equipped with smokestacks donning the words REDNECK POWER. Always seen in public guzzling PBR being extremely intoxicated but being quickly dismissed by local law enforcement due to being a 'good ole boy', and being the brother of an American president. Ran an hole in the wall gas station where he peddled the worlds most shittiest beer labeled with his name. Engaged in many successful attempts to throughly humiliate his brother.
by sicmyduck June 27, 2019

A swole man with a large penis. A mcatud with thin and long wang. Dealer of Dildos. God of thirst. the Quenchee man.
by theQuencheeMan January 20, 2018

this bitch procastinates all the time but is very chill, A carter is a very nice person but can be scary so watch out.
by SweatyGamer2000 May 16, 2021

by Alzya July 10, 2017

The most amazing right fielder and 1st baseman in all of Toronto blue jays history. He is the reason Toronto ever had a chance to win the World Series because he won it for us in’93. If the jays never had carter they would never have a World Series title and been so amazing in terms of the short history of the jays. Anyone who does not know who joe carter is is going to be a really sad person later in life
Yo did u see what happened last night with the homer
Yeah carter hit a game winning homer bruh he is the goat
Joe carter is amazing
Yeah carter hit a game winning homer bruh he is the goat
Joe carter is amazing
by Joe the goat carter October 17, 2017
