donkey pot

A big, smelly, cum catcher. Otherwise known as a boner garage.
Can I please use set my donkey pot outside my barn apartment?
by Meghan Mule June 25, 2017
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Crock potted

Crock potted: the act of putting more than one dick in an ass.
You could hear the ocean after he got Crock potted.
That dudes ass looked like a crock pot of vienna sausages at a party.
by Irishbackrub February 07, 2017
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Crab potting

The act of trying to come up by stepping on others, thus keeping them down. Like a bunch of crabs in a boiling pot of water trying to escape. If they helped each other get out, most would, instead they all die. This is analogous to the economy in California. Everyone wants to get rich, raising their prices for goods and services. Effectively everyone loses.
The price to remodel a kitchen in California is 3x higher than in Texas. Its the same raw materials, why? It's the contractors and their suppliers crab potting the consumers. It's ok, I'm a car mechanic, wait until their trucks break down i'll return the favor.
by nodistortion March 14, 2022
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flamingo pot

I would love to peck her flamingo pot
by Poochalski March 05, 2014
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Pot Plato

Someone who begins spouting cheap philosophy whenever they get high.
Everyone at the party knew Garrett was a Pot Plato so they ignored him when he started ranting about life's lack of meaning.
by CriticalCat420 December 22, 2009
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Penny Potting

'A person which inserts as many pennies and other forms of currency into the anus for pleasure and takes pride for it.'
It is typical among the male fans of Justin Bieber and One Direction and is classed as a sport in the following countries: United States of America, China, United Kingdom, North Korea, Sweden and Germany.
While watching Justin Bieber's music video for 'Baby', young Alfie was penny potting and squeezed a new record of 19 coins into his ass.
by Itsjames68 April 13, 2014
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Pot maudlin

That overly emotional sentimentality that affects some pot users when it's really good weed.
You are all kinds of pot maudlin, son. Ease up on the hugs.
by DrollCFO April 20, 2016
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