illegal cooch

When someone watch to order illegal hooch and accidentally orders a prostitute

Aiden *goes to the illegal hooch stand* can i have some illegal cooch

Stand worker *blank stare*

Aiden *blank stare*

Friends of aiden *dies of laughter*

by Tard2005 September 18, 2023

Cold Cooching

Similar to hot boxing, but cold and with your cooch. Creating a tent of cold for your nether regions using the back center unit of an SUV or Minivan and a skirt, towel, or blanket to create an exceptionally cold tent area for your cooch.

It was hot AF at the picnic, so Sally used cold cooching to get rid of her swamp crotch.

by WtF004 September 2, 2023

Booze cooch

Female version of whiskey dick. Difficulty becoming aroused after alcohol consumption.

Honey honey honey can't you come? Do you usually have booze cooch?

by anonymous July 9, 2022

Cakey Cooch

When there's more fat than vagina

"hey baby why don't you bring that cakey cooch over to my place tonight?"

"Todd, if you text me one more time I'm filing for sexual harassment."

by Game Gurmps July 23, 2019

butt-cooched

when u take a joke so hard up the butt you also take it up your couch!!

come on chino don't get butt-cooched!!

by Savik,Toxik,Gator June 28, 2012

Smooch my cooch

Female genital counterpart to "suck my dick"

Kelly: Smooch my cooch, asshole!

or

Mary: Not to smooch my own cooch, but... I was the best player on my team today.

by honeyxcream November 16, 2023

Cooch Nagger

A female who constantly complains or “nags”.

Your girl is a serious Cooch Nagger bro!

by Tigris325 February 8, 2025