A text message one (being a male member of his species) sends his biological mother that is sexually explicit in nature. This practice is (usually) accidental, (usually) meant to inquire concerning sexual activity with another member of the species, and (usually) sent under the influence of intoxicating substances.
Dude, I need to either stop dating Helens or change my mom's contact name to "Mom" in my phone. I totally sent an Oedipus Text last night!
by sharondeen October 4, 2012
Get the Oedipus Textmug. When a person becomes so utterly absrobed by texting another indiviual on their phone, all bodily functions and contact with the outside world ceases, and thus the body is in a 'coma' state until the text is completed to an adequate level and sent.
Man: Lovely weather we're having.
Woman: 'Silence'
Man: LOVELY WEATHER WE'RE HAVING.
Woman: Sorry? I was in a text-coma lol.
Woman: 'Silence'
Man: LOVELY WEATHER WE'RE HAVING.
Woman: Sorry? I was in a text-coma lol.
by AidsFace the Mighty June 19, 2011
Get the Text-Comamug. by THENAKEDGUITARIST October 15, 2008
Get the text screenmug. When using Google's Android text to speech and the text is wrong but you send it anyway. This can be done on purpose or by accident.
Guy 1: "Why did you text me 'I'm gonna do your girlfriend.'"?
Guy 2: "I meant to text you 'Do you want to go to the ballgame.'".
Guy 1: "Ok, cool lol, I was gonna kick your ass".
Guy 2: "It must have been text to speechlexia".
Guy 2: "I meant to text you 'Do you want to go to the ballgame.'".
Guy 1: "Ok, cool lol, I was gonna kick your ass".
Guy 2: "It must have been text to speechlexia".
by jkherbz April 23, 2010
Get the Text to Speechlexiamug. A person who awkwardly looks over your shoulder to read your texts and/or takes your phone and reads through everything.
Text Creep- "ooooo hahaha that was funny!"
Normal Human- "GET OUTA HEAR TEXT CREEP!"
Text Creep- "Can I see your phone?"
Normal Human- "Hells no dude. Everyone knows your a text creep."
Normal Human- "GET OUTA HEAR TEXT CREEP!"
Text Creep- "Can I see your phone?"
Normal Human- "Hells no dude. Everyone knows your a text creep."
by ilikepie0925 March 23, 2011
Get the Text Creepmug. Simular to flirt-texting, but being taken to the level of one or both of the texters physically smiling (or cheesing) while texting.
Girl 1: "Who the fuck are you Cheese Texting?"
Girl 2: "OH. EM. GEE. I totally didn't even realize I was Cheese Texting!!.. It's this super cute guy named Andy I met at the bar last night. He's such a flirt."
Girl 2: "OH. EM. GEE. I totally didn't even realize I was Cheese Texting!!.. It's this super cute guy named Andy I met at the bar last night. He's such a flirt."
by ModifiedW203Guy March 24, 2012
Get the Cheese Textmug. Texting single words with long pauses in between each word, effectively mimicking the tardiloquent speaking style of an ent from The Lord of the Rings.
Treebeard texting:
Me: "Want to come over at three?"
Treebeard: "..."
Treebeard: "I..."
Treebeard: "AM..."
Treebeard: "NO..."
Treebeard: "T R E E"
Me: "K nvm"
Me: "Want to come over at three?"
Treebeard: "..."
Treebeard: "I..."
Treebeard: "AM..."
Treebeard: "NO..."
Treebeard: "T R E E"
Me: "K nvm"
by whatisbestinlife March 10, 2014
Get the treebeard textingmug.