Astronaut Tejas

Aspiring Astronaut | Future Mars Walker

Astronaut Tejas is Future Mars Walker and Aspiring Astronaut

by anonymous November 24, 2021

Squeezer Teaser

When someone grabs a guys dick and starts jerking him off to pleasure him then when he isn’t expecting it they punch him in the nuts dropping him to the ground.

I’m still In pain from last light, I thought I was going to get lucky but she ended up giving me a squeezer teaser instead

by Fordman95 March 25, 2022

Tickle tease

Put both of your pinky’s together and go to town

I used the tickle tease on her last night

by Tickle teaser September 25, 2023

Kpop’s Teaser Queens

It’s Aespa and Aespa only.

We can only find stunning and quality visuals on aespa’s teasers. Kpop’s Teaser Queens indeed!

by aesparulling4thgen October 11, 2021

As full as a teaspoon

/az,əz/ /fʊl/ /az,əz/ /ə/ /ˈti spu n/
idiom
Used to describe the degree of fullness when it is equivalent to the volume of a teaspoon.
Teaspoons are used for adding sugar and stirring hot drinks, which is considered to be 5 millilitres when used as a measurement.

**feeling sleepy, eat a teaspoon of food, then go back to sleep.**
MUM: "Wait! Eat before you sleep!"
Ariel: "Goon night! I'm AS FULL AS A TEASPOON now."

by woshinidiecao February 22, 2022

teasbian

The worst type of tease known to MAN! A lesbian that acts like she's strait and will even make out with a guy and give him the false sense that you can make it somewhere with her but in actuality she is actually the biggest tease in the world because she does not allow dick inside of her.

I thought i was gonna get somewhere with that chick last night but instead i went home with blue balls.

Yeah she was actually a teasbian

by Adam Sandler 69 November 3, 2010

Finger Tease

The equivalent of a blow job except it is your finger not your penis. Usually an early warning sign for bigger things.

Guy 1: "Dude she gave me a finger tease!"
Guy 2: "Great,you are so getting a blow job soon!"

by scar13 November 8, 2009