Flaming testicle

The flaming testicle is a drink created in Austin, TX. It consists of a shot of tequila and a splash of Tabasco. It is decorated with two olives (stuffed with blue cheese) that are dipped in Sambuca and lit on fire.

"Let's go down to the bar and get some flaming testicles!!! Hell yeah!"

"This is the best fucking drink ever"

"Balls on fire!"

by DrunkGeo February 27, 2013

Big Testes

Something you say when you feel very confident about a risky situation

I had big testes when my friend dared me to do something.

by Scott360 April 11, 2017

Eagle Testicle

Seton

The Eagle Testicle did a wonderful Job, Today

by Testingone February 22, 2022

Bull Testicles

Something that has actually sometimes been put on pizza.

I doubt that I will ever try a Pizza with Pineapples on it, but I would 100% rather have a Pizza with Pineapples on it than a Pizza with Bull Testicles on it.

by PhoenixGamer34 March 28, 2022

basket-testicle

What some people think of the sport of basketball when they couldn't give a rat's patootie about it.

Hey Chuck; guess you ain't gonna watch basket-testicle on the telly . I know that you hate basketball with a passion; you're probably going to watch golf or some other pussy show.

by Telephony2 June 10, 2023

Toast the testicles

The act of passing gas with your clothes on such that the heat from the fart is trapped in your pants and then passes across your balls and warms them. testicles, balls, scrotum, penis, junk, fart, break wind, pass gas, gouch, butt, butthole

I showered because I had to toast the testicles when I was laying on the sofa.

by joecoolthefool May 26, 2016

Egyptian electric testes

Being tased by a 50,000 volt taser directly on your taint and balls.

Yo did you try that new sex move?
You mean the Egyptian electric testes OF COURSE!
Yup how is it.
I can't have kids.

by qwsdfgbhnmk,juytrewsadfghj November 6, 2018