Dirty Telescope

When an unguided asshole accidentally finds the eye

I just saw my cat give my dog a dirty telescope, such disrespect!

by HighWizeguy March 5, 2019

Dirty Teesh

A dirty teesh is when someone has had to much to drink, as the guys bends over and starts vomiting she then proceeds to lick his ass hole. He vomits harder and harder and let’s out massive ripper farts but she continues to lick. The best part his when he shits in her mouth for the best vomit/shit climax

Bro I was so wasted last night my misses gave me a dirty Teesh

by Seesaw’s May 30, 2019

Texas Telephone

When two people hold hands between bathroom stall walls or urinal dividers while using the facilities.

Did you see David and Alex on the Texas Telephone? I think they’re gonna get together soon.

by BeefStewy January 25, 2022

making telephone stew

used to describe a person who is talking on the phone for a long time.

my boss has been making telephone stew for 1 hour during his office phone meeting...

by distinctneon3847 February 2, 2023

Kangaroo Telescope

- A telescope that can see up to the milky way.

- A powerful telescope.

I used a Kangaroo Telescope to look at Venus today!

by PurebloodSlytherinQueen February 9, 2023

Lukas Telešius

Fucking handsome: big dick, big balls and loves big hugs.
Also pretty creative.

Look! It’s Lukas Telešius! I’d love to see his big cock…

by Nežinomas March 14, 2023

Tijuana telephone

Peeing in one’s partner’s breakfast cereal and forcing them to eat it while they scream “hungry hungry hippo” at the top of his/her lungs

Hahaha! Can you Tijuana telephone me?

by Lady gangydoodoo August 14, 2024