Team Trees

An organization created by YouTuber Mr. Beast to set a goal of planting 20 million trees. You can collaborate in the goal by donating to www.teamtrees.org. For each dollar donated, one tree will be planted.

“I donated 69 dollars to Team Trees!”

by Kozing4UR November 3, 2019

go team venture!

a threesome involving a girl and two guys. one of the guys does the girl from behind while the girl gives the other a blowjob. similar to the eiffel tower except instead of the high five you place your index and middle fingers together like on the television show venture brothers.

hey dean, we sure solved that mystery by banging this girl. GO TEAM VENTURE!

by dopplerganger July 19, 2007

do it for the team

Is a phrase used in a few situations, most common is when you are seeing a girl and her best friend likes your friend and so she wants to double date, and the only way you are going to get with your girl is if your friend comes along to the date, but it usually turns out that her best friend is fat or sum ugly bitch that noone would fuck. Fat bitches usually fuck things up so your friend decides to come along anyway so you can take your girl sumwhere else and bang her.

Fred: Hey John Sarah's friend Mel wants to go on a double date with you.

John: Fuck man Mel is one fat bitch she'll rape me...but ill do it for the team

by 451234124321 March 30, 2008

Team killer

<Noun> Computer gaming slang.

A person who, during an internet computer game, kills or damages their team mates intentionally in order to either help the other team (to which they may also be referred to as 'spies') or just to be a cock sucker and/or n00b.
May be abbreviated to TK'er.

CHIEF: "Master K is such a fucking TK'er."
MASTER K: "OMGWTF n00b STFU!!!11"

by Stuart Fletcher November 2, 2004

team gay

A group of five or more people (60% homosexuals) who think they are superheroes. Originated in Philadelphia PA in 2006 when a group of friends needed to define their eclectic group of friends. A "Team gay" often sets out to solve super problems but ends up never leaving headquaters. Some Team Gay Super names may Include: Bastard Shepherd, Captain Focus, Blonde Menace, Dr Comfort, Princess Jamers, Dame Danger and Captain Ego...

when a problem arises: This looks like a job for Team Gay! When sending out a text signal: Team Gay: Report or Respond! When standing in a bar: Who are you with? Oh, Team Gay...

by Mark Dahl July 30, 2006

swat team

Giving fly swatters to all the kids at the picnic/bar-b-que and telling them they are in charge of pest control.

I didn't have a single fly on my paper plate thanks to my swat team.

by wolfbait51 June 4, 2011

farm team system

The practice of rating women using the baseball farm team system:
Major League (8-10)
AAA (6 1/2-8)
AA (5-6 1/2)
Hi A (4-5)
Lo A (3-4)
Rookie League (1-3)
Cape Cod League (or Bush League) (< 1)

People will generally play within their leagues, occasionally going up or down a league. Someone who plays up two leagues or more is either very lucky or pulling some shady shit. Someone who plays down two or more leagues is either desperate, really drunk, or has absolutely no standards for whatever reason.

Even Ol' Dirty Pete, who had no standards whatsoever and routinely dated girls from all leagues of the farm team system, nearly lost his lunch when bush league Gretchen, who looked like she'd just raided an entire McDonald's and then been picked up by a tornado, bombarded with debris, and dropped on her face into a briar patch, showed up at the pool in a G-string bikini.

by Nick D November 8, 2004