not a sushi chef.

Used when someone overstates their expertise, pretends to be someone they are not or are “trying to pull one over” on you. Origin is TV game show The Floor when a contestant shaded another contestant who claimed to be an expert sushi chef and then went on to lose the round.

When Mark started acting like he was a car expert just from watching some YouTube tutorials, I was like calm down, you’re not a sushi chef.

After Lisa went on about her financial know-how without any real experience, Tom just laughed and thought, she’s not a sushi chef.

by Taichung February 14, 2025

sushi bed

Two Asians dudes doing a white girl.

So Chung and I had a sushi bed with Becka.

by WeMakeStuff December 1, 2017

Spicy Mexican sushi

The sex act of 4 partners involved in a human centipede circle all attached to harnesses. A 5th person is on the outside rubbing hot sauce and sushi on their stomachs.

Yeaaaah man, Karen wanted me to do the “spicy Mexican sushi” with her and like all of her friends. I told her I didn’t like fish.

by Jessijuh July 27, 2018

chubby sushi

A very chubby happy baby or puppy rolled up in a blanket like sushi

That bzbh is a chubby sushi!!!

by Girldadthedokidoki June 6, 2022

Irish sushi

When an Irish man ejaculates; sperm is the raw "fish" in his ejaculation of love goo. Does not apply to men with a vasectomy.

Sinead was blowing McO'Brien, and when he was about to cum he shouted "Here comes the Irish sushi!"

by Ron Jeremy's Ghost April 12, 2025

Sushi

Smelly girls

Wow she smells like sushi

by Hammy Butt June 19, 2019

sushiing

the act of eating sushi very seductively as if you were making love to a person (usually done in a dark, sketchy place)

"Hey is that Justin and Alex sushiing in that dark, sketchy corner?"
"OMG they are so seductive."

by oneiricdreams February 21, 2012