hunter surprise

A hunter surprise is when two hunters meet up in a log cabin and shove their rifles up the other's ass.

Adam and Cofie were planning on doing a hunter surprise on the camping trip.

by Greeeeeg August 10, 2015

Tijuana Surprise

The accidental release of a small amount of diarrhea when farting.

I just got a Tijuana surprise. I should have avoided the taco stand last night.

by 1AnalWart November 29, 2015

Spooky surprise

When ur jacking off in a closet and as ur step sister passes ur scare her and nut on her.

Guy: dude your stepsisters hot

You: yeah I gave her a spooky surprise

by Pecan God August 8, 2016

Sagan Surprise

Unexpectedly deficating on a sexual partner while wearing a turtleneck.

-Oh man, you know good carpet cleaner? Tiana got me good last night with that Sagan Surprise.
-Chipotles new chorizo has really been spicing up my Sagan Surprise.

by Itslunchbox February 19, 2017

cinnamon surprise

The act of shoving a load of cinnimon up your ass hole and then farting it out. Puff!

My husband was making pancakes so I decided to give him a cinnamon surprise

by Captain sea biscuit August 3, 2017

Cauliflower Surprise

1. When you have an uncircumcised penis and you tuck raw meat in between your foreskin and the head of your penis. Leave it there for a week without showering. White fungus should have formed by this point on the raw rotting meat. Then let your girlfriend go down on your penis and when it's in her mouth yank back your foreskin and yell cauliflower surprise.

I wanted to teach this girl a lesson for cheating so a gave her a cauliflower surprise.

by Vortakai February 7, 2018

Boner Surprise

When you surprise your girl with your boner and expect sex. And is met with partial success that ends with her unsatisfied. Could be worse.

Female: I really wish my boyfriend would seduce me, but all I get is boner surprise.

Male: I wanna have sex tonight. strategy? boner surprise!

Bro 1: bro! I was hanging with this new girl and she totally fell for boner surprise!
Bro 2: HA! Bro that’s so classic!! (High fives)

by Young Skeezy June 6, 2020