JEW STROKE

When a man masturbates with his palm downward. Also known as the reverse stroke.

Did you see that dirty ass bum jew stroken in the alley?

by Matt the stinkstar June 7, 2018

troll stroking

The act of stroking your troll doll's hair while applying chapstick in a creepy manner on the outside of your lips.

Mandy, it's impolite to be Troll Stroking in front of your friends.

by MisFit27 July 24, 2017

stroke the lobster

"Stroking the lobster" is defined as the act of masturbating to finish after sex without allowing ones partner to climax. The act earned this name because it is really, really shellfish.

"Why is Laura so upset?"
"I hear dom said he'd rather stroke the lobster"

by Hunterabs June 7, 2014

Stroking the Llama

When you masturbate and ejaculate into the air, catching the semen perfectly in your mouth. Then you spit it back into the air allowing the airborne semen to land on your face simulating a llama spitting in your face.

Hey Yuri why is there cum on you pillow?

Because I was "Stroking the Llama" but I missed...

by PixieMandy April 15, 2022

Nap Stroke

When you wake up from a nap even more tired than you were before you took the nap....and youre hungry as shit.

"Ive got nap stroke....get me some fuckin chicken."

by BurtVid January 16, 2013

E-Stroke

When chatting online and all of a sudden, you cant type.

Billy: Okiwwa kwwp tryng. OkAy*&&&/ I cwnt type1
Me: Billy, are you having an e-stroke?

by Luhnaynia January 9, 2012

stroke sack

Idiot; moron; total fuckin tool

Bro, you are such a friggin stroke sack how'd you lose that game???

by The Bo$$ Man August 11, 2017