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Yellow Springs

A small town in Ohio who residents are so in love with how "tolerant" they are, that they don't realize just how intolerant they are of anyone who doesn't share their worldview. Anything that could potentially be cool about the town is ruined by the residents.

For example, one may think that going on a guided hike in Glen Helen would be a fun time. However, such a hike is infected by the "young men with a cause" who show up for it, and spend the entire hike talking about their cause to each other and bragging about what they have done for their cause.

Also, a potentially cool store like Dark Star comics is ruined by the million buttons and bumper stickers that one has to deal with with that contain angry and hateful slogans towards anyone who doesn't share the leftist political views of the typical yellow springs resident.

Other examples include the local head shop being filled with "You steal you suck" signs and etc etc etc.

Basically, it's a town that claims to embrace diversity and hate fundamentalism, but in all actually it's a homogeneous
fundamentalist cesspool for the self-appointed "prophets" of the far left.

In conclusion, you'll hear more preaching after spending 30 minutes in Yellow Springs then you'll hear from a listening to a years worth of sermons at church.
Boy, Glen Helen would be an awesome place to hike if it wasn't in Yellow Springs. Actually, almost anything in Yellow Springs would be an awesome place if it wasn't in Yellow Springs.
by arnie123 January 13, 2013
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Big Spring, Texas

Also known as the "Big Shitty", or the "Big Suck". The town is often mistaken to other morons as "Big Springs" but there is only one spring and it's contaminated.
I was born in Big Spring, Texas, A.K.A. the "Big Shitty".
by lulu72 December 9, 2008
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spring grove

the festering pit of death where the the preppy bithes live
by thatchick92 September 28, 2008
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Powder Springs

The dullest most over protected place on the planet. The high schools have bomb threats seized up, difused and suspects tried and convicted before the new finds out that school was even in session. Powder Springs is located in Georgia and is a suburb of the ATL. However they do have good food there and a couple of churches and a ton of hypocrites, so if ya lookin to be judged, then hey swing on down to the south and we will serve you up a whole hot steamy heap of it!
Der ain't nuttin to do her you wouldv thought it was Powder Springs or sumtin.
by Gapink October 18, 2008
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Big Spring

A little hole in Texas. Population 2300. A retirement town filled with wanna be LKs, Bloods, Cripts who end up with 4 baby mama's and at least one STD. The people who are not that end up working a dead end job at wal-mart. There is one mall but no shopping can be done, unless you need a new lawn mower, the only fun that can be found there is sex. The town drives off of the refinery and the drama. The refinery goes and the town will slowly die and become a ghost town.
Born in Big Spring and when I got out I never went back.
by SimpleJoys March 25, 2010
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Springsteen

When you grow facial hair that's not quite a beard, but not quite stubble. Personified by Jersey's Hero Bruce Springsteen and imitated by Singer Songwriter's World Wide.

Can also be used as a verb (Sprinsteening) when someone is in the phase between beard and stubble.
Hipster in Austin Texas - Dude, you're totally Springsteening your way into being a Beard Rocker.

Lonesome Folk Guitar Player - Yeah, I've been trimming my Springsteen down in the hopes of achieving more indie cred.
by Johnny Sarkis April 1, 2007
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Springfield Rifle

a bolt-operated, magazine fed, .30-caliber rifle used by the US Army esp. in World War 1.
i used by good 'ol springfield to cap some of that german scum
by iRishRepublicanaRmy January 2, 2004
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