smotin'-stick

Bastardisation of "smitting stick", any long heavy wooden object used to handheld weapon usually smash to face of an enemy.

The traditional Irish game of hurling (similar to hockey) uses modified "smotin' sticks" to hit a small leather ball. The existance of this game indecates the popularity of "smotin' sticks" in gaelic Ireland.

by Drunk Merlin October 23, 2003

Sooting

Survival looting, a legal way to get goods to survive in times of disaster or in a state of emergency

The victims of Hurricane Katrina have to loot to survive, they are not looting, they are sooting.

by Jean September 12, 2005

skoti

Hideous

1. horrible or frightful to the senses; repulsive; very ugly: a skoti monster.
2. shocking or revolting to the moral sense: a skotious crime.
3. distressing; appalling: the skoti expense of moving one's home to another city.
skoti
Hideous

1. horrible or frightful to the senses; repulsive; very ugly: a skoti monster.
2. shocking or revolting to the moral sense: a skotious crime.
3. distressing; appalling: the skoti expense of moving one's home to another city.

"That Freddy Kruger is one skoti creature."

"Jenny has one skoti grill."

by cougarshred August 2, 2007

saotic

a form of being crazy by choice

chosing your own way of doing things

state of mind

some people chose to go bare foot (all year round) they are not really crazy but some peole might think so,

thats really a saotic thing to do, sleep with that guy?

she is just saotic when it comes to yoga

by saotic January 14, 2008

saotic

A dangerously hot female, partly satanic, partly psychotic, whom you are drawn to like a magnet, but you just know that you will be lucky to escape from intact.

I met this saotic chick at the Roxy, she was on fire, but I don't think these scratch marks will ever heal.

by Giles69 January 8, 2009

[spatial] [dyslexia]

a condition often attributed to but not always caused by lack of sleep, in which the sufferer misplaces objects by substituting one item with another unconsciously, due to a short attention span and/or attempting too many tasks at once, resulting in confusion, consternation and at times deprivation until the item is found.

Throwing the full packet of cigarettes into the trash instead of the empty lighter you were intending to discard is a good example of spatial dyslexia.

by residenthedonist June 27, 2009

scoticles

Fuzzy baby-blue slippers with a polka dot bow

Q: "Where are my scoticles?"
A: "Under the bed; where you left them."

by Scoticles are the best! February 7, 2010