squeeze the sponge 

To go take an unnecessry piss just because you may not get another chane to for a long time. Usually on road trips or before long movies.

Since they were waiting at the rest stop, he squeezed the sponge.

squeeze the sponge by MaHaBone January 28, 2004

Bubba the love sponge

A fat, ignorant meat gazer. Enjoys gazing at his poo. Recently has been known to suck on his poostick. Also, has the most owning radio show in the unival existance of my cock.

Bubba the love sponge, you fat, ignorant meat gazer!!!

Bubba the love sponge by The guy who is not gay aka Jew hater December 11, 2003

Friend Sponge 

Someone who can't make or keep their own friends for very long, and therefore rely on taking friends from the only people they know and making connections with them before taking out the person who introduced them in the first place.

When your cousin/sibling becomes a friend sponge and soaks up your friends like they've known each other for years when you only introduced them at that party last Saturday.

Friend Sponge by theduckie13 January 11, 2010

booze sponge 

A person (underage or adult) who goes around at a party/restaurant/bar and finishes other people's drinks.

"Marty! You drank the rest of my drink?? You're such a booze sponge. Get your own, MOOCH!"

booze sponge by helenahandbasket September 3, 2012

jizzle sponge 

A contraceptive sponge used for soaking up jism out of the vaginal crevice.

Damn bitch, that was so much jism that my jizzle sponge won't even soak it up.

jizzle sponge by SalinaJones September 9, 2013

Germ Sponge

A derogatory term used to discribe children as bearers of sickness and disease.

The germ sponge Sarah has been sent home from school again today.

Germ Sponge by HelenTheRaccoon May 28, 2014

Beer Sponge 

One who volunteers to drink fallen soldiers

Look at the Beer Sponge, he just chugged 10 leftover beers.
What a champion.

Beer Sponge by Ebon 101 July 16, 2014