spit jack

to give a male a handjob with spit as the lube.

My girlfriend gave me a spit jack at the movie theater last night.

by TroyB July 21, 2006

spitalnick

breed of super humans that will one day rule the world

the spitalnick siblings

by anom a. nis November 3, 2003

Spit the Hot Fire

Describes the abillity to rap/freestyle with great proficiency and skill.

That very skillfull rapper can Spit the Hot Fire.

by Chris<Vicster> April 29, 2004

spit

What women do if they won’t swallow.

"I know it's good for me but I'm just gonna have to spit.."

by Esteban Lorenzo August 19, 2003

Spitfuck

The meaning derives from the movie "Zombieland"
but it usually means a waste of sperm or just another way of telling someone they are accidents of birth.

Dude 1: Hey when were you born?

Dude 2: idk my parents never told me...

Dude 1: Dammm You must have been an accident....what a spitfuck

Dude 2: Fuck you ass hole

by Blackmikehawk February 23, 2011

Peppy Little Spit Fuck

A name you call someone when there really excited. Heard in the movie Zombieland

Name caller:your just a peppy little spit fuck arent you?
Name callie:yes sir

by G-DawgFromDuhHood August 29, 2010

spit on the floor and call the dog a bastard

Make yourself at home, get comfortable, act like you own the place, mi casa es su casa. An exclamation of welcome.

Hey, welcome to my house. Sit down, make yourself comfortable, spit on the floor and call the dog a bastard.

by Zadok the Priest March 9, 2008