Splinter Cell

One of the greatest video game series of this generation. Splinter Cell revolves around you (Sam Fisher) going on espionage missions for the NSA. The actually stories are a bit complicated I don't even stand all of it myself but I don't play games for stories.

Unlike most game series, this one gets better with each release. Comparing it to MGS is just silly, they are two amazing franchises.

Chaos Theory (3rd of the series, not counting the shitty handheld versions) is one of my favorite games ever. It eliminates all the trial and error of the first two and really makes it much more enjoyable(I've beaten it 7 times already). It's so flexible and flat out amazing in terms of everything that makes a game good. Good graphics, amazing soundtrack, deep and flexible gameplay, and replayiblity. Don't get me started on how amazing the multiplayer is because words don't do it justice. It's so genious yet so underrated.

Splinter Cell games so far:

Splinter Cell
Splinter Cell: Pandora Tomorrow
Splinter Cell: Chaos Theory
Splinter Cell: Double Agent

The new one (Double Agent) is due out very soon. It will own your soul.

by aldwardo October 13, 2006

Salinas

An ancient Mexican word. Derived from earliest foot races, generally refers to the slowest individual. However, it is often used as slang to refer to one who simply cracks under pressure.

Did you see that salinas lose? He was probably only .1 seconds away from winning!

by Seventeen0Nine November 29, 2011

Splinge

Splendid Cringe

"Dude, that guy just got run over by a tractor. SPLINGE!"

by Chuck_Norblock January 21, 2021

saline solution

saline solutin

saline solution

by jacksmith008 April 28, 2021

splinter

a guy/girl that is annoying and won't leave you alone; someone who calls and talks too much, etc.

"He called me like 8 times today...such a splinter!

by nilya February 18, 2007

singapore sling

a drink made from cumshots of Singaporean chinese teeny-weeny dicks

Ryan: Hey I'm thirsty

Bob: Let's drink the Singapore Sling.

by Reporter October 11, 2008

Saline

A town outside of Ann Arbor which is dominated by conservatives and farmers. Even with the liberal college town right next the majority of the people are rich white conservative tools. The actual town has a small strip of life where a McDonalds, Wendy's and the Drowsy Parrot a popular coffee shop can be found. And the school system is in dept after building a huge but boring new highschool.

Bill: Theres nothing to do here
Bob: Lets go to Ann Arbor, Saline sucks

by Part1san November 30, 2005