Splap

The act of ejaculating into a hand and then slapping someone across the face with it.

I splapped the bitch across the face.

by THe NoMaD May 2, 2015

splat

Similar to the term "shart" except contents consist of more gas and garbage than bowel, in a spray form.

Hearing the noise of this occurance is described as an angry Windex bottle, a forceful breaking wind, a crowd in a hurry, or flu-like sickness.

Get out of my way I have to splat!

Are you almost done in there, I gotta splat woman!

Where is the nearest potter, I have to splat like no other!

I will be ready in a few, just splatting at the moment!

I wake up to splaaaaaat!

If I eat another piece of trash from McDonald's, I am guaranteed to splat!

by BDE specialist May 20, 2014

splatooned

The act of splattering liquids all over someones face while they are sleeping. Experts will use feces or white paint to do this

Dude, I got splatooned last night by my dad!

by Ek4ns January 30, 2016

Splat

1. One who knows nothing.
2. Technical dupe who can not differentiate smart from sensible.

Splat knows nothing.
Confused, Erroneous, Flawed.

by Anonymous May 23, 2004

Splatoon

When you convulse wildly with diarrhea

The man couldn't make it to the bathroom in time so he splatooned all over the floor

by Shaggytor November 14, 2018

splart

when a girl thinks shes gonna queef but shit comes out instead.

omg that bitch splarted all over the place

by vanessa nukka!!!! July 15, 2006

anal splat

where a person has uncontrollable daihorear where you can not make it to the toilet or where if you make it the pan of the toilet is covered in pooh.

"oh dude i think i had anal spatted my pants"

"oh my god sean has just anal splatted the toilet pan"

by fazak kid May 23, 2006