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spearing the whale 

Very complicated but first you need to put on a rain coat, then you'll need a kiddy pool, and of course the fattest, whitest chick you can find. After that you fuck the fat bitch in the pool. Now for the coup de grace, you kick her in the throat and listen to her moan and make whale noises, and finally you get the fuck out of there!
Rick: I went spearing the whale yesterday and i totally pwned that fat cunt.

Rob: Dude that's fucking disgusting.

Rick: I'll fucking kill you.

Search Google or type URL 

If you are searching this congrats! You are officially bored.
Guy 1: Im so fricking bored
Guy 2: Have you ever googled Search Google or type URL?
Guy 1: Uhhh no?
Guy 2: Then shut it you arent really bored
Search Google or type URL by 56kul September 2, 2019

brittany spears 

A skanky poser bitch who acts inocent and tells little girls to screw and dress like whores
I AM A STUPID WHORE MY NAME IS BRITTANY LETS TEACH LITTLE GIRLS TO BE SLUTS LIKE ME
brittany spears by Nirvanalova August 8, 2005

spearminated 

Term coined to describe Jamie Lynn Spears being knocked the fuck up; credit for this glorious term goes to babloo328 on Livejournal
Omg yall have you been on ONTD today? Jamie Lynn Spears has been spearminated!

Search Bar

What are you? A madlad? Why did you search search bar in the search bar? Well, I guess you did it.
So I searched search bar in the search bar today and got this...

freedom search 

Body cavity search, used by Jack Donaghy in the 30 Rock Episode "Cooter".
"It's time for my freedom search." Jack Donaghy
freedom search by cula October 26, 2009