sack fight

Once a tried and true method for determining the king of the block among male teens in urban areas, sack fighting involves two males grabbing each others' ball sacks and squeezing until one cries "uncle." Popular among past generations, it has fallen out of favor in the last few decades.

Howard was a tremendously successful sack fighter. His burly knuckles and ability to tolerate extreme pain made him unbeatable.

by Ol' Dad December 25, 2008

nut sack

Male scrotum.

"She smacked on my nut sack."

by x January 22, 2003

sad sack of shit

Sorry ass wimp ass pathetic piece of crap. Man with a dead fish handshake who walks with his shoulders slumped and talks in a whiney voice, slightly feminized and very fearful of confrontation.

Bill: "There's Mike, moping around like lost his only friend. I can't believe how he rolls over every time Eddie steals his lunch money."

Jack: "What a sad sack of shit."

by Crapholio August 13, 2005

fart-sack

sleeping bag

the good fart-sack is mine,you can have the world war one vintage bag its bear proof.

by dang May 8, 2003

stuff your sorries in a sack

This phrase is usually used as "You can stuff your sorries in a sack, mister!", meaning that however much a person apologizes, their apology will not be accepted. Made popular by George in the Seinfeld "India" episode.

Jerry: George, I'm sorry I slept with Nina.

George: You can stuff your sorries in a sack, mister!

Jerry: I wish you'd quit saying that!

by Pork King November 10, 2005

Spackle Ass

Spackle Ass is the result of many hot, wet farts released over a long period of time without wiping. The person with Spackle Ass may feel as if hot spackle (or glue) has been poured in between the ass cheeks, and is usually very uncomfortable. Spackle Ass also happens while running and farting at the same time, or while holding in a shit for a long period of time. The best remedy for Spackle Ass is a hot shower. If not a shower, then a hot, coarse rag usually helps get rid of the Spackle Ass.

I really need a shower, Peggy. I got a bad case of Spackle Ass while driving up here, and it's starting to burn.

by SweetBill December 28, 2005

jew sack

a sack filled with all things jewish.

"do you have a penny so i can put it in my jew sack?"

by StarOfDavid January 6, 2009