ron the soap

When sharing a hotel room with friends, to take the first shower and leave your body hair embedded in the communal bar of soap.

When crashing in Pete's room at the Borgata last Friday, "Gears" took the first shower in the morning and proceeded to ron the soap by failing to remove his nasty pubes from the bar before toweling off and dressing.

ron the soap by Stone Creek August 8, 2008

Beating off with camp soap 

What causes your roomate to have to go to the dermatologist becase his penis almost fell off.

Bobby, you should not beat off with that camp soap.

Beating off with camp soap by tha ingram July 2, 2004

Unwrap the soap 

When a gay guy goes in for the kill.

Hey Gordon (from Sesame Street),

Can I unwrap the soap in the shower with you?

Unwrap the soap by Pollup December 25, 2007

porn soap 

the lotion or cleanser that all strippers use, which smells universally the same.

I'll get in trouble with my wife if I come home smelling like perfume, not porn soap.

porn soap by Bill W. February 9, 2006

queef soap 

when you put a bar of soap in your pussy and shoot it out with a monster queef

Leslie queef soaps every time she showers, but it smells fresh.

queef soap by queef sucker November 19, 2006

bar of soap 

Something very plain and boring looking.
Usually said when describing a group of the object.

Example, if there's a whole lot of bikes all together and you can't tell the difference you would say:

"I can't tell one another from a bar of soap."

bar of soap by McGoonster October 5, 2009

New Jersey Soap Pump

The act of one man ejaculating onto the palm of another man, who then uses the seamen to lube his penis during masturbation. This is commonly used in saunas for when gay men arn't ready to get it on.

After dozens of New Jersey Soap Pumps, everyones prostate was aflame, but the night had only begun.

New Jersey Soap Pump by Hummus43 August 30, 2011