petting the one eyed snake

the act of stroking your penis until a delightful load of love comes out.

Jeffrey's mom caught him petting the one eyed snake during the Britney Spears Video.

by markass May 3, 2006

snake

long body limbless reptile

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looks like that :)

by anonymous September 30, 2004

Mad Snake

Someone who is absolutely awesome, has great traits and does extremely cool stuff.

Gee Isaac just jumped 7 cars on his pushbike. What a Mad Snake!!!!!

by Mad Snake August 28, 2006

snake it down one's leg

When a man wearing shorts urinates by sliding (or snaking) his penis down one leg of the shorts rather than pulling them down or unzipping the fly.

Man, I was just too damn lazy, so I snaked it down my leg in the bathroom.
There aren't many contexts in which snake it down one's leg can be used.

by PeaceLover July 21, 2008

shaky goat

Someone who has blonde facial hair and should shave and shakes from smoking too much weed

person 1 'oh my god did you see how much he was shaking in that test today?'
person 2 'Yes! He's such a shaky goat'

by 8-| January 7, 2009

Snake Hunter

Term used for homosexuals who rendezvous at rural public use areas.

When we pulled into the state hunting access, two snake hunters crawled up out of the bushes with their clothes on inside-out.

by bigassassassin November 7, 2010

Snake Trap

A woman that appears to just be DTF and out for a hook up but has undisclosed alterior motives such as getting pregnant, forcing a relationship or some form of black mail or extortion.

Dan thought he was hooking up with a choice piece of ass that was just DTF. Unfortunately, he got himself into a snake trap. The bitch lied about birth control and he laid seed and got her pregnant. Nows she's after his ass for cash. Poor fucker. All that for a wet noodle.

by Eaton Holgoode November 25, 2015