smoke seller

someone who tell lies in order to impress or catch up pepole´s attention.

"You couldn´t have lied like that! you´re an smoke seller"
"That player said he is the best in the world. He must be an smoke seller"

by memrin November 30, 2016

smodding

The art of simultaneously fake smiling and nodding when asked to perform a task that you consider to be unnecessary, counter productive, or excessive, and you know that management won't listen to your valid viewpoint.

Not generally used in a sentence. It's just a slow deliberate motion to resign yourself to the futility of trying to be innovative in a bureaucratic system.

Manager -"Hey Jim, the paper we use isn't made in an environmentally friendly way, can you destroy it all and order 'green' paper"
Jim- (Smodding)

by Zamial March 26, 2017

Smoke Rain

Smoking Rain usally a code term for someone smoking a cigarette/Blunt dipped in PCP, WET, FRY.

Sometimes I Smoke Rainand get wetter than a penguin.

Some people like the Snow some people like the Rain but Mane I got Jane in my brain.

by hayes fly guy January 19, 2018

Smoke Hole

A surgically created orifice in the trachea that is most often the result of heavy chain smoking. The stoma, for some people, provides for another available hole for the fucking.

I stuck my penis in Rachel’s smoke hole last night. Bitch couldn’t breath but man it was sure warm and tight.

That prostitute I picked up last night had a smoke hole. For an extra $5 she removed the cover and let me bang that extra fuck hole.

by Eaton Holgoode November 5, 2018

Smoke Bomb A Party

A short video provided by RackaRacka where the final scene demonstrates a smoke flare extraction from a geriatric party. Commonly used in conjunction with “FBI, Open Up!” Meme.

Man this party blows... time to smoke bomb a party and get out of here.

by Tmackie April 24, 2019

Smoke the meats

Smoking the meats is when you have to shit but you still fart but don’t pass it.

No matter how much fiber I get, I can’t seem to do more than smoke the meats

I have your hot lunch coming after drop some bbq on this brisket and smoke the meats awhile .

by Pro skills February 7, 2020

Smoked beef

When someone wants the smoke and they you also happen to have beef with that same person.
The same person can also be seen as a cow.

I swear, if she wants to fight me, she's going to be smoked beef.

by ThiccThighs_ August 10, 2021