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Canadian Jet Ski

The lake is frozen, lets take the Canadian jet ski out for a spin
by DR. DISTRUCTO January 6, 2011
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Queensbury High School Ski Team

Alpine: Usually made up of 15-20 lazy individuals, who watch videos on skiing after a short run, while the Queensbury Nordic Ski Team (see below), does all the real work. Often expects to win friday soccer against the Queensbury Nordic Ski Team, but often loses week after week. Even with all these negative attributes, they somehow manage to dominate every single race, this is most likley attributed to the fact that they are from Queensbury, a school who is better than every school around it.

Nordic: Usually made up of 30-40 physically fit active individuals who go for runs that are twice as long as the Queensbury Alpine Ski Team (see above), and do twice as much activity/excercise. Often wins friday soccer against the Queensbury Alpine Ski Team week after week (as previously stated). Has dominated every race in their section for over 20 years. This is most likley attributed to the fact that they are from Queensbury, a school who is better than every school around it.
"Why did we even show up at this alpine race the Queensbury High School Ski Team is here."

"If you attend any section A nordic races this season it is almost embarassing as to how badly the Queensbury High School Ski Team dominate everyother team" -Albany Times Union News Paper
by QHSST November 26, 2010
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half-ski

a unfinished beer that has half the beer in it
half-skis are for pussys, strictly done-skis
by phan da man May 20, 2010
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Put Your Ski's On

Hey slugger, buck up! Put your ski's on!
by Steven Wonderfulness April 1, 2009
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Après ski

a time to get sauced after a hard day of skiing or riding. Be sure to look for ski bunnies migrating towards the bar during this time of day. They're easy!
i'm done throwing switch rodeos, let's hit the bar for some apres ski.
by dbrizzle February 22, 2005
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The Jet Ski

jet skied, jet skiing;

sex position in which a guy straddles a girls chest and proceeds to diddy ride (tit wank) her while gripping bunches of hair at either side of her head (handle bars).
at the point of ejaculation the girl urinates, producing a jet of fluid, like a water ski.
"tried the jet ski last night, the sheets were soaked"

"jet skied this girl last night, came right on her chin"
by pill-yung October 26, 2013
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three hole ski pole

When a girl has a one cock in her ass, one in her pussy and one in her mouth and she is jerking two other guys off. All at the same time.
Beth took a cock in her ass, a cock in her pusyy and a cock in her mouth while she jacked off two other guys. This is how a three hole ski pole is done.
by Labatt24 March 11, 2010
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